Thursday, 30 April 2015

Tough crowd.

Hi! How are you?
Wait, should that be "how art thou?"

So, cats again, eh?
Have you met a cat before? If so you've probably figured out that it's true; all cats are shit-heads.
There's a range to it, sure - some cats are quite nice - but there's always a point where it's all about the cat,
and you are there solely for the cat's service or entertainment.

If cats could talk I'd hang around them just to hear their snappy insults.
Also, cats tend to like me, so I'd be the one to say "Oh shit! You got sassed by a cat!"
Then I'd give the cat a high-five.
That'd be sweet.

Looking for a cat to high-five,
~King Longburns.

Friday, 24 April 2015

Look at them, with their haircuts and their stupid clothes...

So this weeks comic is a little late.
This is due largely to my being a bit slack, and the fact that I forgot how long it takes to draw a comic with many panels.
Long. That's how long.

As a special treat, this weeks comic guest-stars my brother as himself.
I think it turned out pretty well.
In fact, I'm going to say that it's a perfect likeness, because who's going to know.

Well... apart from close friends and family, obviously.
So, you know, about fifty percent of my audience.

Hi, Mum!

Appealing to the masses,
~King Longburns.

Wednesday, 15 April 2015

One part wee per million.

Hello again.
This week I have been putting off playing GTA V to bring you this comic.
It is a sacrifice that I was willing to make.
It's up now though, so I'll be on just as soon as I finish typing this.

I once told the citizens that the river was homeopathic and cured all ills in order to save on healthcare costs.
To be fair, it does have traces of arsenic in it.

Selling my sweat as a brain and nerve tonic,
~King Longburns.

Wednesday, 8 April 2015


Hello everyone, and welcome once again to the King Longburns is Making Comics Again Show.


That's... er... that's pretty much the show.
There's a comic up there for your enjoyment, but I haven't prepared anything else.

Maybe I can make a show where you can watch me stare at uncoloured lines for twenty minutes before making another cup of coffee.
Actually no. Let's not do that.

Building a catapult out of mud and leaves,
~King Longburns.

Wednesday, 1 April 2015

Rumors of my death were greatly exaggerated, and spread by me.

So it's been a while, hasn't it?

Want to know why? No? Too bad.

Long story short, I tried to buy a house.
Not any specific house, just a house, because I have a general need for housing.
It turns out that this eats up a lot of free time.
Sadly for my webcomic, I had to make avoiding homelessness a priority.

Unfortunately, after many months, plans fell through and I was not able to buy a house.
Fortunately, I did find a house to rent, and it is a perfectly good house.
Also I don't have a mortgage now, so there's that.

I don't want to downplay that. I continue to not owe anyone hundreds of thousands of dollarydoos.
That's a good thing.

In other news, my four remaining fans may notice that I've updated the look of my page.
It is no longer 'crappy' and is now simply unprofessional.
At least now I can say that it's on purpose.
This may or may not be a good thing.

Secretly just wanted to draw the terror-worm,
~King Longburns.

P.S. I just remembered what day it is today. Don't worry. This isn't a gag.
Or worry. Whatever. You're your own person.