Monday, 29 February 2016

Every little cup of coffee helps. Donate today.

According to a guy called Paul Kelley from Oxford university, requiring people to be at work before ten o'clock in the morning will leave them sleep deprived, and sleep deprivation is a form of torture, therefore requiring people to be at work before ten o'clock in the morning is torture.

And I'm like "right on, man!"

Also, according to a guy called Paul Kelly, Paul Kelly has done literally every available dumb thing, which, as much as it must suck, is actually quite impressive in its thoroughness.

Guilty of a comparatively modest collection of dumb things,
~King Longburns.

Monday, 22 February 2016

Looking for love in all the wrong places.

I didn't get around to posting a timely Valentine's day comic, so here's a post-valentine's, unvalentine's day comic instead.

Realistically though, if I had posted a Valentine's day comic on Valentine's day, I would probably have made something like this anyway.
Any excuse to draw an armed, grumpy baby.

Recruiting an army of grumpy babies for an adorable little war, all for tax purposes,
~King Longburns.

Friday, 12 February 2016

That new human smell.

Hello all.

I wasn't able to get a comic out last week, but I'm back with a vengeance, and a terrifying grandma.
I would like to assure everyone - especially my grandmother - that this is not in any way based on my grandmother.

If my grandmother does happen to be reading this, I'd just like to say, "Hi Nana! :)"

Currently huffing child youth essence out of a bag,
~King Longburns.