Friday, 17 August 2012

The Dark King Returns

Ok, so there has been something of a hiatus.
Some laziness was involved. I don't know the full details.
All that matters now is that I'm back at the castle and business in the kingdom can continue as usual.

Also, tell the wizard that if I catch him in my Big Skull Chair again I'm taking his beard.
That thing is a privilege, not a right.
The beard I mean.

Any-hoo, since I've been away for so long I though I'd dedicate my latest comic to my having been away for so long.
Please enjoy, compliments of the house.

I'm experimenting with line thickness here. I may need to experiment some more. Or less.

So why the long absence? Why it's all Batman's fault I tell you.
Well that's not strictly true, but I did draw a 4 page comic in an attempt to win a life-sized statue of Batman off the TV. Oh how hard I worked on that little comic, but to no avail. I didn't even make their top-25 list.
Now, I'm not upset about not winning the big statue, and frankly, a lot of the entries shat all over mine.
However some of them, let's just say, were not super fantastic.
I may possibly have resented the implication that they had done better than I had.
Growing increasingly bitter, I eloped to France.

Ok, so I may be being a little melodramatic there, but you get the idea.
You also get to see the comic too.
You can enjoy it, even if those silly TV people didn't.

I do still like the show however, so if you're in a position to, I recommend you watch Good Game.
They do game reviews and things and are entertaining.
Also, feel free to click here to judge people on my behalf.

I think that about wraps it up.
I have to go now and move a pawn to rook four.
...and by "pawn" I mead "gardener".
...and by "rook four" I mean "banished for trimming the hedges into the shape of dicks".
Yes I'm aware that my original sentence no longer makes any sense.

Dictated but not read or written down so that I had to go and write it myself later anyway.
~King Longburns.

P.S. I did actually go to France.
I was declared their new ruler.

"Chief Drawscomix", as a friend of mine cleverly suggested.