Friday, 31 July 2015

I didn't realize it at the time, but it turns out that this is actually going to be a thing.

Hello all,

Here's something that you might find interesting:
About half way through making this comic, I thought I would check to see if someone was actually making a Monopoly movie, or if this was, as intended, a stupid joke based on nothing.

It turns out that there is actually a Monopoly movie being made.
Also, the articles about it are only from the start of the month, so it's sort of still news.

I swear I didn't mean for this to be topical.
I'm so sorry. I'll try harder next time.

Accidentally culturally relevant,
~King Longburns.

Thursday, 16 July 2015

This comic is printed on 100% recycled virtual paper. Save the trees, hug a whale.

Hi everyone!

Here's a fun fact for your day:
I come from Australia, where the government has decided that strip mining for coal is rad, but wind farms are offensively ugly and must be stopped.

I'm pretty sure they're about six weeks away from declaring war on trees.
(That's the loose connection that this rant has with the above comic.)

If Australia has a terrorism problem, it's only because we accidentally voted them into power.

You didn't hear it from me,
~King Longburns.

P.S. Reporting on human rights abuses committed by the government will probably get you arrested.
Anyway, enjoy the comic about trees.

Thursday, 9 July 2015

This one doesn't even have a long bottom. What a jerk.

Hello all.
How are we? Good I hope.

I don't cook a lot of food, but I made some pâté on the weekend and it turned out quite nice.
It tastes like pâté and everything.

I followed a Jamie Oliver recipe that I got from a Youtube video by one DJ BBQ.
He seemed very enthusiastic about it, so I gave it a go.
Well worth it.

I recommend trying it out.
You'll have to make your own though.
This batch is mine.

I don't have any Chianti, or fava beans, but I do have giant mini-toasts,
~King Longburns.

Friday, 3 July 2015

Any resemblance to any existing terrible idea is purely coincidental, and something to be ashamed of.

The stories are true, but the names may have been changed to cover my arse.

Somewhere there are some people enthusiastically congratulating each other on being so clever to have introduced such a wonderful system.
These people get paid a lot more than I do.

Hypothetically, of course.

Half way between disgruntled and sick-of-it,
~King Longburns.