Apps for Dogs.

Hi. I'm King Longburns.
I like drawing animals, people, and animal-people.

I don't like hands though. Drawing hands is a pain in the arse.
It's like, I have to figure out the arms, then I have to stick a bunch of tiny, wiggly arms on the end.
We should all go back to flippers. That's what I say.

Stubbornly refusing to go back to flippers,
~King Longburns.

Now look here, Baby.

I don't know what it is about this white shirt and sweater vest combo, but it seems to be my go-to uniform for average, generic dudes.
It's possible that, deep down, I have a secret longing to be a librarian or something.

Actually, yeah, I could go for librarian. That sounds pretty sweet.

Reading the latest edition of Current Events newspaper,
~King Longburns.