Thursday, 30 April 2015

Tough crowd.

Hi! How are you?
Wait, should that be "how art thou?"

So, cats again, eh?
Have you met a cat before? If so you've probably figured out that it's true; all cats are shit-heads.
There's a range to it, sure - some cats are quite nice - but there's always a point where it's all about the cat,
and you are there solely for the cat's service or entertainment.

If cats could talk I'd hang around them just to hear their snappy insults.
Also, cats tend to like me, so I'd be the one to say "Oh shit! You got sassed by a cat!"
Then I'd give the cat a high-five.
That'd be sweet.

Looking for a cat to high-five,
~King Longburns.