tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-74025404273586636312024-03-19T14:59:50.642+11:00It's time to kick arse and draw comics, and I'm no good at arse-kicking...King Longburnshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07104942375488956967noreply@blogger.comBlogger96125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7402540427358663631.post-86023664377696184042020-10-31T19:46:00.000+11:002020-10-31T19:46:49.308+11:00Let's have a cheeky séance.<p> </p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhjAJmRFiWYF844sVIgp3oPyucs5uXuNABlUUE5C1mvzqBMACRTZQKbHHSgMz-ylOVArliBqigj5xQIIyKqjEQcO-uy7wbdwyBOsa2fF9zvtkIfTrXYdO3Eqxe4XOqQBz7Qt-UzGB1FXvsH/s607/Comic+96.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="607" data-original-width="526" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhjAJmRFiWYF844sVIgp3oPyucs5uXuNABlUUE5C1mvzqBMACRTZQKbHHSgMz-ylOVArliBqigj5xQIIyKqjEQcO-uy7wbdwyBOsa2fF9zvtkIfTrXYdO3Eqxe4XOqQBz7Qt-UzGB1FXvsH/s16000/Comic+96.jpg" /></a></div><br /><p></p><p>On the night of Halloween, coinciding with a full blue moon, I have awoken from my long slumber and climbed out of my crypt to post a comic.</p><p><br /></p><p>Happy Halloween.</p><p>~King Longburns</p><p><br /></p>King Longburnshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07104942375488956967noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7402540427358663631.post-30583190026239009582018-09-04T13:48:00.000+10:002018-09-04T13:48:53.201+10:00Ruining My Childhood: Magician Edition.<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Remember <i>Puddle Lane</i>?<br />Children's TV show from the late 80s?<br />
Neil Innes playing a story-telling magician?<br /><br />Just me?<br />No? You in the back? You saw that one?<br />Good times.<br />
<br />I have also been teaching myself <i>Urban Spaceman</i> on the ukulele, so this past week has been Neil Innes themed.<br />Look him up. He's a fun guy.<br />
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Busy writing more jokes exclusively for people born before 1985,<br />
~King Longburns.King Longburnshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07104942375488956967noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7402540427358663631.post-16054996408506587122018-07-20T14:38:00.000+10:002018-07-20T14:38:23.352+10:00Wing Envy.<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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I think that bats are embarrassed, and that's why they only come out at night.<br />Poor bats. They're just trying to make it work as best they can.<br />
That's what convergent evolution is all about.<br /><br />Evolving my own horrifying wings,<br />~King Longburns.King Longburnshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07104942375488956967noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7402540427358663631.post-56645603449227686302018-06-22T16:04:00.000+10:002018-06-22T16:04:40.201+10:00Species, Genus. . . Family.<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Remember kids, brood parasitism isn't just for Christmas.<br />
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Sneaking eggs into other people's baskets,<br />
~King Longburns.King Longburnshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07104942375488956967noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7402540427358663631.post-41174965239343360372018-06-06T17:31:00.000+10:002018-06-06T17:31:14.322+10:00Sunny Days.<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Remember kids, climate change affects everyone.<br /><br />Absorbing as much carbon-dioxide as I can,<br />
~King Longburns.King Longburnshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07104942375488956967noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7402540427358663631.post-15276306567092718852018-05-30T16:16:00.000+10:002018-05-30T16:16:31.355+10:00Just Aristocrat Things.<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Last weekend, I went to a small class on how to make comics, run by Darren Close, creator of the comic <a href="https://www.killeroo.com/" target="_blank">Killeroo</a>.<br />
Today's comic was mostly done before the weekend however, and therefore doesn't benefit from anything I learned.<br /><br />Except maybe the speech-bubbles.<br />
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Buying more speech-bubble mixture,<br />
~King Longburns.King Longburnshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07104942375488956967noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7402540427358663631.post-33990697414249126612018-04-27T14:18:00.000+10:002018-04-27T14:18:38.665+10:00Alternative Movie Scenes: They Live.<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Rowdy Roddy Piper got the bubblegum that he always wanted, and everyone lived happily ever after.<br /><br />The End.<br />
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~King Longburns.King Longburnshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07104942375488956967noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7402540427358663631.post-77752997580273791022018-03-30T14:17:00.000+11:002018-03-30T14:17:53.098+11:00A frank and earnest discussion on gun safety.<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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The other obvious alternative for preventing school shootings is to ban school.<br />
I can't think of any other solutions.<br />
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In other news, I think I just named these characters Frank and Ernest.<br />
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Living in a country that hasn't had a mass shooting since 1996 when we changed the gun laws in response to a mass shooting, which worked out pretty well for us actually,<br />
~King Longburns.King Longburnshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07104942375488956967noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7402540427358663631.post-86654445317051354232018-02-09T13:47:00.000+11:002018-02-09T13:47:59.170+11:00Pizza Time!<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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I finally saw The Last Jedi.<br />
Did not expect to see big, milky, walrus boobs.<br /><br />
Two thumbs up. Would be confronted by mammalian features again.<br />
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Milking it for all it's worth,<br />
~King Longburns.King Longburnshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07104942375488956967noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7402540427358663631.post-22947206812185865372018-02-02T15:19:00.000+11:002018-02-02T15:19:49.488+11:00Top Shelf.<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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It's my girlfriend's birthday on the weekend, so this comic is a tribute to her.<br />
Her grandmother once described her as being "tall, like a lumberjack".<br />
She is not.<br />
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Happy birthday Emerald,<br />
~King Longburns.<br />
<br />King Longburnshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07104942375488956967noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7402540427358663631.post-19787972171094964512018-01-17T13:20:00.000+11:002018-01-17T13:20:48.084+11:00Laid out on a little green slab of clay.<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Hello all. How was your Christmas and New Year?<br />
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Mine was good.<br />
This year I had Christmas at my house. I fed 8 people.<br />
Boy are my nipples sore.<br />
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I even managed to not kill my Nana with the steps in my house.<br />
I'm going to take that as a win.<br />
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My new years resolution was to not have a cat land claws-out on my face at five in the morning.<br />
Unfortunately I broke that resolution the first chance I got.<br />
Now I look like an extra in a cheap gangster film.<br />
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Wishing everyone a happy new year,<br />
~King Longburns.King Longburnshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07104942375488956967noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7402540427358663631.post-75995978141131513882017-12-15T14:33:00.000+11:002017-12-15T14:33:53.652+11:00Apps for Dogs.<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Hi. I'm King Longburns.<br />
I like drawing animals, people, and animal-people.<br /><br />I don't like hands though. Drawing hands is a pain in the arse.<br />
It's like, I have to figure out the arms, then I have to stick a bunch of tiny, wiggly arms on the end.<br />We should all go back to flippers. That's what I say.<br />
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Stubbornly refusing to go back to flippers,<br />
~King Longburns.King Longburnshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07104942375488956967noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7402540427358663631.post-1717184496852814652017-12-07T12:20:00.000+11:002017-12-07T12:20:22.869+11:00Now look here, Baby.<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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I don't know what it is about this white shirt and sweater vest combo, but it seems to be my go-to uniform for average, generic dudes.<br />
It's possible that, deep down, I have a secret longing to be a librarian or something.<br /><br />
Actually, yeah, I could go for librarian. That sounds pretty sweet.<br />
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Reading the latest edition of Current Events newspaper,<br />
~King Longburns.King Longburnshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07104942375488956967noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7402540427358663631.post-1177302457419824702017-11-29T15:46:00.000+11:002017-11-29T15:46:02.879+11:00Living free on the corporate sea.<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Yarrr.<br />
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Look at Mike. What a go-getter.<br />
Climbing the corporate rigging. Taking the fight to the competition.<br />
That guy really has the wind at his back.<br />
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You know that's rum in his cup though, don't you?<br />
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Thinking up more pirate jokes,<br />
~King Longburns.King Longburnshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07104942375488956967noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7402540427358663631.post-47888402581674607202017-11-22T15:18:00.000+11:002017-11-22T15:18:13.258+11:00Just Tarzan Things.<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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I've been watching Bob Ross on Netflix recently, so today's comic is made entirely of happy little accidents.<br />When I was finished, I bought a paint brush and beat it up.<br />
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It's an important part of the process.<br />
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Master of my own little universe,<br />
~King Longburns.King Longburnshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07104942375488956967noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7402540427358663631.post-55580855005421951152017-11-15T15:35:00.000+11:002017-11-15T15:47:47.780+11:00The Life of a Princess<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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The crazy-train is the comic.<br />
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King Longburnshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07104942375488956967noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7402540427358663631.post-50215927736649113222016-09-26T15:45:00.000+10:002016-09-26T15:45:13.410+10:00Indecent Proposal.<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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As romantic as this may seem, I don't think I would recommend it.<br />You might end up with a diamond stuck up your bum.<br />
It doesn't sound comfortable.<br /><br />Plus, what if they say no?<br />
The rest of the examination would be really awkward.<br /><br /><br />The movie Indecent Proposal was OK,<br />~King Longburns.King Longburnshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07104942375488956967noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7402540427358663631.post-58779180067526403392016-08-26T15:31:00.000+10:002016-08-26T15:31:43.816+10:00Alternative Children's Classics.<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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I'm working on my night colouring.<br />Ooo. "Night Colouring".<br />That sounds like it could be a cool band-name.<br /><br />"...And now, from Chicago... NIGHT COLOURING!!"<br /><br />...<br /><br />No. <br />No, I was wrong.<br /><br />
Not in a band, and for good reason,<br />~King Longburns.King Longburnshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07104942375488956967noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7402540427358663631.post-27453395600859258912016-07-29T16:54:00.000+10:002016-07-29T16:54:08.658+10:00Your Python is Evolving.<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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You kids and your Pokemon Going,<br />
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Back in my day you couldn't get lost playing Pokemon outside at night because Gameboys weren't back-lit and you couldn't see what you were doing without a light source.<br />
<br />We had to pay a man for the privilege of even trying to see an Exeggcute, only to have it run away.<br /><br />The graphics were so simple, you just had to imagine what colour the Pokemon were, because they were all made up of seven different shades of green.<br /><br />
And you try and tell the young people of today that, and they won't believe you.<br />
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Living in a rolled up newspaper in a septic tank,<br />
~King Longburns.King Longburnshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07104942375488956967noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7402540427358663631.post-90399151083087125132016-07-18T17:44:00.000+10:002016-07-18T17:44:14.441+10:00And the Award Goes To...<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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There's something new on the streets this week, causing gangs of youths to descend on our neighborhoods.<br />That's right. As if by the work of some insane genius, the world has suddenly been gripped by Pokemon Fever!!<br />
The symptoms include: <br />-Going outside. <br />-Meeting new people. <br />-Visiting the sites in your local area.<br />
Make sure you protect yourself and your family from this terrible evil!<br />
<br />I myself have managed to (largely) avoid this affliction by having an old phone with buttons that won't run it.<br />
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In unrelated news, I am getting myself a new phone so that I can play Pokemon.<br />Wait a minute. That wasn't unrelated at all.<br /><br />Making serious plans to take over the local park,<br />~King Longburns.King Longburnshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07104942375488956967noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7402540427358663631.post-71111789283431186172016-07-08T16:38:00.000+10:002016-07-08T16:38:23.087+10:00Duck and Cover, Under the Covers.<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Today's comic is neither for nor against gay people.<br />It is pro-earthquakes.<br /><br />Standing in a doorway,<br />~King Longburns.King Longburnshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07104942375488956967noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7402540427358663631.post-14270652985860211022016-06-27T15:17:00.001+10:002016-06-27T15:21:05.187+10:00"M.C. Escher is my fa-vo-rite MC."<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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I did the required research for this comic, and I can assure you that the likeness to the real M.C. Escher is pretty damn good.<br />
Or, at the very least, "Oh yeah, I can see that".<br />
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Because, as we all know, if there's anything that's important for humour, it's making sure that M.C. Escher kinda looks like M.C. Escher.<br />
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I can also assure you that M.C. Escher had a cool hair-do that's fun to draw.<br />
Thanks, M.C. Escher.<br />
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M.C. Escher.<br />
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These stairs have to end soon, I've been walking down for hours,<br />
M.C. King Longburns.<br />
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P.S. The title of this week's post is a quote from a musician called "Weird Al" Yankovic.<br />He's a young, up-and-coming artist who shows a lot of promise.<br />You should check him out.King Longburnshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07104942375488956967noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7402540427358663631.post-37508863309158695262016-06-20T11:39:00.001+10:002016-06-20T11:39:18.463+10:00The Price of War.<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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For the last few weeks my time has been divided between two things:<br />
Post-surgery care, and Total War: Warhammer. Or as I like to call it, "pre-surgery care".<br />
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Those poor soldiers.<br />
Battlefield surgery is the worst.<br />
At least, it is if I have anything to say about it.<br />
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Accompanied by a team of old-fashioned saw-bones,<br />
~King Longburns.King Longburnshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07104942375488956967noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7402540427358663631.post-11142148180497073892016-05-20T15:51:00.000+10:002016-05-20T15:51:28.662+10:00Bats Men. Now with more bats.<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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So, so many bats.<br />
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Hello all, and welcome back.<br />
For today's comic I drew tens of thousands of individual bats in a big cloud, coloured them all in one at a time, then I removed lines from them until the cloud looked like it was blending into one entity.<br />
That's really the only way to achieve the desired effect.<br />
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It was worth it to be able to use the word portent, even if I refuse to use it correctly.<br />
Who knows though. Maybe there is a<span style="font-family: inherit;"> correct contex</span>t to use the plural "portents".<br />
This isn't it though.<br />
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In other news, this Saturday I will be celebrating at the second annual King Longburns' Festival of Birthdays. There will be feasting, revelry, and a p<span style="line-height: 1.3;"><span style="font-family: inherit;">iñata/incredibly one-sided trial by combat.</span></span><span style="line-height: 1.3;"><span style="font-family: inherit;">The result of last year's </span></span>p<span style="line-height: 1.3;">iñata/incredibly one-sided trial by combat is currently mounted on my kitchen wall.</span><br />
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<span style="line-height: 1.3;">There will also be photos, and I may post some of these next time.</span><br />
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<span style="line-height: 1.3;">Until then enjoy the above comic, also do other things, and I encourage you follow and or like my various social-medias.</span><br />
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<span style="line-height: 1.3;">Strongly encouraging,<br />~King Longburns.</span>King Longburnshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07104942375488956967noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7402540427358663631.post-25525592860996040162016-04-19T15:58:00.000+10:002016-04-19T15:58:19.698+10:00A tense moment between Kylo Ren and Han Stimpy.<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Well, I did it.<br />I both exhibited at, and survived exhibiting at Supanova.<br />
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I wasn't able to post this last week, so this image ended up being exclusive to Supanova for the weekend, but I am now unleashing it on the internet for all to see.<br />
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My first convention appearance went pretty well. <br />The only reason I didn't make a tiny profit is because I overspent like crazy getting everything I needed.<br />Thanks again to everyone who came by to see my display, and double thanks to everyone who bought something.<br />
It was really great to see people enjoying my work. It really meant a lot.<br />
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Also thanks to all my friends and family who came by to show their support. That also meant a lot.<br />
As did the purchases that you made.<br /><br />
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I even did a commission drawing for my brother. The request was for me to draw "the inevitable awkwardness you and I would experience after realizing we are 100 feet tall", which I think I managed to capture pretty well:<br />
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<br />Well done to everyone who exhibited this year, especially the rest of the Something Collective group, without whom I would not have been able to attend.<br />
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Hoping I get to do this again sooner rather than later,<br />~King Longburns.King Longburnshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07104942375488956967noreply@blogger.com