Friday, 15 December 2017

Apps for Dogs.

Hi. I'm King Longburns.
I like drawing animals, people, and animal-people.

I don't like hands though. Drawing hands is a pain in the arse.
It's like, I have to figure out the arms, then I have to stick a bunch of tiny, wiggly arms on the end.
We should all go back to flippers. That's what I say.

Stubbornly refusing to go back to flippers,
~King Longburns.

Thursday, 7 December 2017

Now look here, Baby.

I don't know what it is about this white shirt and sweater vest combo, but it seems to be my go-to uniform for average, generic dudes.
It's possible that, deep down, I have a secret longing to be a librarian or something.

Actually, yeah, I could go for librarian. That sounds pretty sweet.

Reading the latest edition of Current Events newspaper,
~King Longburns.

Wednesday, 29 November 2017

Living free on the corporate sea.


Look at Mike. What a go-getter.
Climbing the corporate rigging. Taking the fight to the competition.
That guy really has the wind at his back.

You know that's rum in his cup though, don't you?

Thinking up more pirate jokes,
~King Longburns.

Wednesday, 22 November 2017

Just Tarzan Things.

I've been watching Bob Ross on Netflix recently, so today's comic is made entirely of happy little accidents.
When I was finished, I bought a paint brush and beat it up.

It's an important part of the process.

Master of my own little universe,
~King Longburns.

Wednesday, 15 November 2017

The Life of a Princess

I haven't managed to post in a while because I moved house, started up a travelling one-man kazoo band, and built a horse,
but I'm starting this crazy-train back up so stay tuned for more.

The crazy-train is the comic.

This comic was created solely for the purpose of introducing the world to the term "swollen with princess jelly",
~King Longburns

P.S. I don't know what I expect you to stay tuned to.
Not that many things require tuning these days.

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