Friday, 29 July 2016

Your Python is Evolving.

You kids and your Pokemon Going,

Back in my day you couldn't get lost playing Pokemon outside at night because Gameboys weren't back-lit and you couldn't see what you were doing without a light source.

We had to pay a man for the privilege of even trying to see an Exeggcute, only to have it run away.

The graphics were so simple, you just had to imagine what colour the Pokemon were, because they were all made up of seven different shades of green.

And you try and tell the young people of today that, and they won't believe you.

Living in a rolled up newspaper in a septic tank,
~King Longburns.