Friday 26 June 2015

Who am I going to call? Nah, I'll just spray the place. It'll be fine.



Every year, millions of ghosts are... something something something.
I don't know. I've got nothing.
Call to donate now.

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~King Longburns.

Wednesday 10 June 2015

Not a Twilight fan-fiction.



Hi again,
There may have been a small delay on this comic, but it's all fine now.
It's been a big few weeks for me, what with me having my birthday and then getting a chest infection.
Also I quit smoking. All these things may be mysteriously connected.

Does anyone else get the impression that whoever wrote 50 Shades of Grey wrote it just so that there was something that wouldn't be described as "a better love story than Twilight"?
Because good work on that account.
Congratulations, I guess.

I can't remember the name of the 'writer', and I refuse to pay them enough respect to even google their name, because 50 Shades of Grey is, by all accounts, terrible.

Some might say that this is just a matter of opinion.
I say that the writing in 50 Shades of Grey is objectively bad.

Deliberately preaching to the converted,
~King Longburns.