Friday, 29 July 2016
You kids and your Pokemon Going,
Back in my day you couldn't get lost playing Pokemon outside at night because Gameboys weren't back-lit and you couldn't see what you were doing without a light source.
We had to pay a man for the privilege of even trying to see an Exeggcute, only to have it run away.
The graphics were so simple, you just had to imagine what colour the Pokemon were, because they were all made up of seven different shades of green.
And you try and tell the young people of today that, and they won't believe you.
Living in a rolled up newspaper in a septic tank,
Monday, 18 July 2016
There's something new on the streets this week, causing gangs of youths to descend on our neighborhoods.
That's right. As if by the work of some insane genius, the world has suddenly been gripped by Pokemon Fever!!
The symptoms include:
-Meeting new people.
-Visiting the sites in your local area.
Make sure you protect yourself and your family from this terrible evil!
I myself have managed to (largely) avoid this affliction by having an old phone with buttons that won't run it.
In unrelated news, I am getting myself a new phone so that I can play Pokemon.
Wait a minute. That wasn't unrelated at all.
Making serious plans to take over the local park,